May 2013
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First and last YOLO Monday
Me: I dunno. I'm a happy high but I get really sarcastic.
Homie: Dude, you drank and smoked. Then we took you to SFSU. We left you in an empty classroom and you fell asleep. No bueno.
Me: HAHAHAHA THAT'S HOW I DO! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT A GOOD LIFE!
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
zackisontumblr:
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
Me: babe, I'm here
Me: I'm ... Upon a hill, across the blue lake ...
Me: ... That's where I had my first heartbreak ...
51: ... Omg wow stop -_-
So I am told that I move on quick,
But the truth is,
You never gave me a reason to stay.
Listen
Listen
Maybe the problem is YOU.
YOU.
YOU.
YOU.
YOU.
So don’t fucking put it upon someone else.
“We spend the first year of a child’s life teaching it to walk and talk and the...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via gamer-152)
“In my younger days, friends was anyone that you got along with.
In high school,...”
– Supastition (“Yesterday Everyday”)
Don’t put ideas into my head.
Eyebrows
Me: So why do you wanna get your eyebrows done all of a sudden?
Homie: Because I want this cute boy in my precalculus class to notice me.
Me: Ohhhh, ok. Gotcha. So you want this cute boy to say, "hey, dude, you got some nice eyebrows" ???
Homie: Yeah. I want him to be like, "hey, nice eyebrows, man. Can you help me with this equation? 4+4=D" And then I'll be like, "Oh, that's easy. It's '8=D'"
Me: WHAT THE
- : You give me a boner, literally
Me: Thanks
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“Do you ever wonder if love is real? Like, what if it’s just a figure that everyone looks up to, but doesn’t really know what love is? Like, it’s something we live up to, but we have no idea what we’re going through, how to get there, how to be in love. We see it in the movies, and they give us this expectation of what love is, of what love should be … But what...
51: I don’t know, like once you go to a rave and the music and you are one … You start to appreciate the music more than you have before.
Listened to trance since seventh grade, techno/electronica since fifth grade, and now that I’ve been to a rave and a concert for the past few months … Damn, didn’t think it’ll hit me that hard.
Seriously, take me back. I...
You get too comfortable, so you’ll stop trying.
You got too comfortable, so you stopped trying.
Rebound
Homie: How can you tell if a girl is using you as a rebound?
Me: When she broke up with her whatever yesterday or a week ago or whatever
Homie: Oh, so if she broke up with her boyfriend 12 hours ago and then she like, rapes me - That ain't a good thing?
Me: Yeah, that's a rebound
Homie: WOO!!! Omfg, I can't believe I got to be a rebound.
Clifford
Me: I want a … CLIFFORD.
51: Oh, all right. All we need is a red dog and some sort of steroid drug to make him grow super big.
Me: ….. I ……. I guess so ….
51: And then we can ride him without buying a car. Saves gas. All we need is dog food to keep him going. Imagine his poop. Goddamn.
Me: Or pee. We’d have a whole lake in our backyard. We wouldn’t need to buy soil for the plants cos we’d have his poop.
51: LMAO what will we feed him? We gotta feed him other dogs.
Me: …….
51: or a fish. OR A COW.
Me: A cow works, but then he’ll eat our steaks!
51: He’d poop out our steaks.
Me: ……
Holes
51: Come meet me
Me: You're like, across the world!
51: I'm in China. Dig a hole and you'll find me!
Me: I ain't no Stanley Yelnats
Something negative can turn into something positive,
But how can you be optimistic when you’re pessimistic?
This
But
This
“I think together, we can be something great.”
In with the new, out with the old.
Reassurance.
How ridiculously calming that word sounds tonight.
While waiting in line @ the court,
51: which fast food place do you think is the healthiest?
Me: McDonald's!
51: no! Wtf?!
Me: they sell sliced apples!
Lol @ these sentimental posts.
Fuck this dilemma.
Feelings will always get the worst of you.
Last year
Me: Hey Mexican, Happy Cinco de Mayo
Erick: Cinco De Mayo is just an excuse for Mexicans to throw a party
Me: Oh.
Listen